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Old Chinese Proverbs:

* "Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly."

* "Virginity like bubble. One prick-all gone!"

* "Man who run in front of car get tired."

* "Man who run behind car get exhausted."

* "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."

* "Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

* "Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

* "Man with one chopstick go hungry."

* "Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."

* "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."

* "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"

* "Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."

* "War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."

* "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."

* "Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."

* "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"

* "It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."

* "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"

* "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"

* "Man who lives in glass house should change in basement."

* "He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."

* "Man who farts in church sits in own pew."


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