Gnockwurst - You got her pregnant, but you don't want to marry her.
Gnocturnal - Means to flip, comes from the acient Greek method of flipping (turning) your wife on to the floor when she wants to sleep on top of you.
kairophanetious - An early spanish word used mainly by sailors, from the Greek word 'Chiro' for Hand and phanetious from the Latin form of facetious. Literally means, 'Happy Hand'.
Phinkerbean - The sound made by escaping gas.
Lump phish - A type of cancer found mostly in Women, symptoms include an enlarged breast and strong tuna smell.
Phuberty - It's what happened when Hubert discovered his rhythm.
PLEASE send any word and definition suggestions my way. I just know there are more words out there to be defined!